Monthly Archives: May 2014


you can feel it but can’t touch it

you can follow it but it will never end

it can push things but can’t feel

for it is the wind!

what has four legs in the morning,

two legs in the evening,

and has three legs at night.

it is a human.


meaow, meaow says the cat,

worf, worf said the dog.

ribit, ribit says the frog,

tweet, tweet said the birds.


what have you ever wanted that made your parents laugh?????

a giraf!!?? a grilla??!!! or a kangeroo !!!!?????

a monkey that cries babby baaby!!!!!

or a dancing graif?!!!!

what ever anaiml you want it is up to you to get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Joke :-p

What starts with a e and ends with a e and only has one letter in it? An envelope!!!!!!!!!



me: why did the woman tie roller scates on the rocking chair????????????

you: why???????

me: because she wanted to rock and roll!!!!!


me: why was 6 afraid of 7????

you: why?????

me: because7 8 9 (7 ate(8)9!!!!!!!!)



School Joke

It is the first day of school. The teacher was standing by her desk and was asking all the troble makers to stand up, there was a long pause. Then a little girl stands up. the teacher asked why she was standing up. The little girl said she felt sorry for the teacher because the teacher was the only one standing up and the only trouble maker.

My big sister eats books!

To my big sister Leah

My big sister likes to eat books. Every day she eats a normal breakfast of cereal or oatmeal at home. But if she is at college she likes to eat history books for breakfast. I would rather read them instead of eating them for breakfast. 

How do I know? Well because when ever I come to visit my big sister in New York I always find stacks of chewed up books every where! There was a pile of chewed up books on the TV, and bed. The closet and bathroom was so full of chewed up books that if you even try to open it a little crack,the chewed up books would come tumbling on you if you don’t run away fast enough.  And every morning I would find a new pile of books.

Whenever she goes to class you can hear my big sister chewing a mile away. Every single class time she chews on a book. The students couldn’t hear the teacher when he or she(in this case he) is standing right in front of them. 

And instead of doing her work when it’s work time she eats it up! Work time is like lunch break for her. That’s why work time is now lunch break for the students, but of course a lot shorter. And lunch break is now work time,but of course a lot longer. But at least they don’t have to wear double ear plugs just so they don’t hear my big sister chewing on paper. 

My big sister literally shoves books in her mouth. Every time she does that, she drols a lot and when I say a lot I mean a lot! When I say a lot I mean a lake, a river, a pond, an ocean!That’s why whenever I come to visit, I always bring my surf board. Even though I have no idea how to surf, but I can still make good use for it. 

  When she is told to do a reading assignment , she likes to read the book first. Then when her report is done my big sister eats the whole entire book but she still gets credit! That is so not fair.


  But no mater how

 weird or silly my big sister is. She will always be my big sister. And I will always love her.

Colorful Fall…

The leaves are falling everywhere!

Changing colors along the way.

Red, orange, yellow, and green

 so many leaves,

so many colors.

it is getting close to winter 

getting colder along the way.

school is back!!!

as the first snowflakes fall down to Earth…

winter is almost HERE!!!!!!!


Summer Rocks…

School lets out in the end of May,

no more homework not right now!

No more heavy backpacks not until fall!

Summer vacations are funnier then fun!

Water parks, Disney World and so 

much more!

Fireworks sparkle here and there,

4th of July is every where!

Twinkle here twinkle there,

fireflies every where! 

The starry night glows up the dark sky!

Every single glow helps!

Sumer Rocks!

Sumer Rules!

Sumer is the Best!!!

Spring is Near!…

The flowers are blooming every where,

my, what a pretty pretty sight!

The snow is melting here and there,

melting from the heat.

The sun is shinny very bright,

so no more snow gears no more boots!

 April showers here and there,

Ester egg hunts are every where!

The grass grows green so bright oh so bright

Every where you look,

every where you go,

spring is EVERY WHERE!

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